Animals: Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her...

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Do you live in Springfield?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

Comments

GreenMuzz 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:37

No need to get agitated OP. Just calmly get out of bed, gently open the window and kindly shout "SHUT THE **** UP, YOU THUNDERCUNT!".

slinginmac14 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:39

Hahaha kindly shout

Firsher 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:09

Your face is so... So... So Mr. Bean.

xJudii 5

Monday 1 August 2011 14:40

Well...did she ever find her cat?

mgon93 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:52

Haha "blew her whistle"

wriptidez 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:54

rrofl

wriptidez 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:54

rrofl

Sara01 5

Monday 1 August 2011 15:29

Why a whistle?

Naox741_fml 6

Monday 1 August 2011 16:04

Maybe a special one, for animals ?

mikedamico6 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:53

buy a cat say it's hers or steal the whistle which ever is easier.

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 1 August 2011 16:16

Time to get a recording of a dog barking and play it outside her house at all hours of the night.

newmandotcom 6

Monday 1 August 2011 16:47

there's this stuff called music....it usually blocks out annoying things like that....

Futacy 29

Monday 1 August 2011 18:20

there's this stuff called sleep....people usually try to get some at 6:00am when they're not blasting music or listening to crazy old ladies blow their butts off....