Animals: Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her...

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Do you live in Springfield?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 1 August 2011 12:16

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

Comments

SirMeows 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:04

Hey she can't be crazy I she loves cats.... I'm deeply offended.

TheDamnDrifter 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:42

She lost her cat so she had to blow a whistle instead

ducheonmandick 2

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:04

Today, i lost my cat around 6:00 in the morning so i tried to blow my whistle hoping he would return.. Instead my bitch neighbor called me crazy and stole my whistle. FML

sunbirdturbo 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:12

Call the cops or beat her with a bat.

justcallmeajay 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:18

That'll be me in the future.

linnie_wesker 20

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:43

Seeing as she was just sitting around blowing a whistle, I'm guessing she can't move around easily. So in a way, I feel bad for your neighbor. Her cats are probably all she has. You lost a few hours of sleep, but she lost a cat that she probably considers one of her children.