By Itsnotmeitsyou - 11/10/2013 06:09 - Australia

Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
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baxeh 29

Just tell him youre not interested. It might be harsh but it's actually the nicest way to go about it

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joawmeens 7

Well, maybe you should just stop playing hard to get, and go out with me. HIM!! I meant him! It's not me..... DEFINITELY not me..... (runs)

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Meisliz 8

you could tell him you are a lesbian and have a female friend come into the restraint and go along with it to convince him. it's an odd approach, but if it works, then great

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fwongraven 10

Have you ever done that yourself? It makes things worse. A lot worse.

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asylumlane 23

Might also want to let your boss know what's going on.

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s3xygrandpa 5

It would have been smart to just tell him you weren't interested from the beginning.

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Fuzzynavel 10

Just tell your "regular customer" hookers aren't allowed to date and he'll move on.

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prozac5000 9

seriously, why do people hate stepping on other peoples toes? you don't want offend? straight up tell his ass that you aren't interested.....less hassle that way.

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RedPillSucks 31

step up your game and play "Impossible to get".

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Dashelle 25

You can file sexual harassment against him

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EgyptianPride98 8

I feel like this is a follow up to an FML that got posted a few weeks ago...either that or the OPs were in VERY similar situations :P

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nerovetsrethca 20

Just tell him the truth. Lying is never an good idea.

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