Love: Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet...

By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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You deserved it 878

Cute

By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 598

By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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You deserved it 38 956

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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You deserved it 810

By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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You deserved it 2 667

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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You deserved it 5 185

By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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You deserved it 11 426

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 28 874

RyanG_21 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:14

maybe he's attracted to zombies?

barbarajean 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:22

He likes turtles.

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babygrl77110 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 20:59

how can u change ur fml profile pic from the iPod???

EricJ 3

Tuesday 3 August 2010 21:29

Why didn't you share a photo of yourself in ten months?

britttttaney 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 21:40

I think its creepy that you basically stalked him for 10 months.....

jackyunder 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 22:17

what the hell were you doing for 12 months

beachblondeex13 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 22:57

stalkker much? haha fyl.

DassshNT 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:22

i don't see how shes a stalkerr

lukex037 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:58

he totally wasn't worth the time of day seeing as he ignored you for so long

kaayalbx 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:35

ouchh, im sorry :P obviousllyyy he wasnt worth it thouughh

emilyxorawr 3

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:36

LOL hes soo into zombies

tiffyxmac 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 2:43

ouch..

puredarkness_evi 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 3:10

wow, yur pretty #165 :D

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Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, I overheard a conversation two of my friends were having about Homer, so I interjected with a quip about a Simpson's episode I had seen before. They were talking about the poet. I'm an AP literature student. FML

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You deserved it 70 869

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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Today, my coworker was talking about how he's met the man of his dreams and they've been dating for 3 months. He showed me a picture of them at Niagara Falls last weekend. His new boyfriend is my husband, who was supposedly on a business trip in Boston. FML

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You deserved it 280

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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You deserved it 37 695

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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Same thing different taste

Don't cheat

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