Love: Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet...

By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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RyanG_21 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:14

maybe he's attracted to zombies?

barbarajean 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:22

He likes turtles.

Comments

SUEHIM 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 15:45

how about u stop stalking him ? 10 months means he doesn't wanna talk to you Jesus christ

KRS_13 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:14

He probably has a zombie fetish....

mischiefkel 17

Saturday 24 March 2012 0:55

Why the **** did you text/call/IM/email for 10 months???? That only makes a person seem desperate, annoying, and obsessive. If anyone ever did that to me I'd never even consider speaking to them.

SanguineGuardian 2

Friday 10 August 2012 7:22

Necrophilia?

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 11 January 2014 18:39

fyl

dabears1011234 27

Monday 28 July 2014 1:32

Zombie fetish.

nellyphant 18

Sunday 3 May 2015 21:28

Why is he the one being criticised when OP practically stalked him for 10 months?!

pavelchekov 12

Tuesday 12 January 2016 23:35

Why are all these people assuming that the IMs/calls/emails were all just one sided? I took it as they were exchanging emails and such for 10 months, not that she was bombarding him with them for 10 months.