Love: Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet...

By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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You deserved it 4 893

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 598

By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 898

You deserved it 38 956

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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You deserved it 810

By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML

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You deserved it 2 667

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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You deserved it 5 601

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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You deserved it 5 185

By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 715

You deserved it 11 426

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 315

You deserved it 28 874

RyanG_21 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:14

maybe he's attracted to zombies?

barbarajean 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 9:22

He likes turtles.

Comments

marierad 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:23

wow, i would not waste nearly a year on someone i met once. ydi. i usally dont say that but in this case you should have known better. but at any rate im sorry op if you really like this guy then that sucks =/

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:16

Maybe he has a zombie fetish.

joserme 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:48

today I got on fml and found out it is stupid so are all of u fagits on on this shit so shut ur cum dupsters

yaya1213 6

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:30

12 shut up cuz how do u even know if she's fat

Doubleyew1 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:43

Thanks 12. I'm not skinny (like scary anorexic-looking) but I'm more average looking

babygrl77110 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:37

uhm 128 go jack off and shut up

Doubleyew1 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:37

Hahaha! Yea I think so too :)

Doubleyew1 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:46

Well it was on and off and not totally committed on both sides but we decided to meet up anyway

Doubleyew1 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:51

Woah woah! We're in high school. We weren't thinking of having sex. Just meeting up to see if we liked each other. And to be honest, I did deserve it :)