Health: Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 00:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop. I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

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By loveinanelevator - 13/02/2012 12:03

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By billiams15 - 06/05/2012 21:57 - United States - Katy

Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 12:02 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the doctor's. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I learned that the IBS that several doctors have been misdiagnosing me with for 10 years is actually IBD, which is not only infinitely worse, but it's gotten to the point where surgery might be in my immediate future. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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Friday 27 February 2015 10:06

I'd cry too, man. Cheese is better than sex. Sorry for your loss.

Gesula 24

Friday 27 February 2015 10:05

I'm so so sorry

Comments

cowgirlupCA 4

Friday 27 February 2015 23:32

That's my life!

juliaafaulkner 15

Friday 27 February 2015 23:44

Pizza.. Omg no pizza?!??

DisturbedSRT8 17

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:01

Perfectly acceptable reason to cry! I'd cry too if I was told I could no longer eat cheese!

ally8 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:02

Yeah I'd cry too... What's life without cheese?!

kkruth 2

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:23

So sorry to hear that. My brother is going through the same thing, and he can't eat dairy or glutton. Hopefully it will go into remission for you soon ^_^

warhorse465 6

Saturday 28 February 2015 1:02

My 12 year old daughter has that disorder. She was diagnosed at 3. There are things you can do to minimize the disorder.

bunnylady08 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 2:51

I have the same disease. I started taking Humira injections weekly and since then, I can eat dairy products again.

CryoShock 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 3:58

Cheese is on pizza. Therefore, no more pizza.

Lunacy91 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 4:12

Good luck! Autoimmune disease sucks :( I have only recently recovered from auto-immune related gastroparesis and after 3 years of barely being able to eat I now have absolutely ZERO self-control when it comes to food. Hopefully your condition will improve ?