By Sanchez - 07/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
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sparkey0127 0

that I terrible!! **** your life indeed!!

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xo_candy 0

Don't they have medicine for that? fyl

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doctorr_fml 9

shut up! that's not even remotely true! vasovagal syncope happens when your blood pressure DROPS as your blood pools in your feet. fainting is your bodys way of getting the blood to rush back to your brain. during sex your blood pressure INCREASES so the two are not even interlinked. look in a medical book before you wish diseases upon your self in your neverending need for sympathy.

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Therid 22

You know, I have been told I have it by my doctor, cus I used to pass out when I was under pressure. Like when I had a lot of anxiety, I'd just faint. Can they be interlinked like that?

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pitt259 0

I used to have that. I was able to have sex. I just had to drink a lot of fluids. I only ever passed out from standing up to long

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jimbo0630 0

you are not a standup comedian.

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kidcucumber 0

lol that blooooooooows. speaking of blows. guess you won't be blowin or gettin blown anytime soon!

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thejinxmyster 0

Listen to "doctorr", Vasovagal Syncope is the professional name for standard fainting. For it is related to your sexual activity, then you either must hate sex, or experience much pain during. If neither are true, I would get a second opinion!

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boopityboppity 11

@Boddmon (#24) No, but that's a choice. If I can abstain, then surely the OP can as well.

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Boddmon 0

lol choice? you probably choose to not call up a hooker. That's your definition of "abstaining from sex" because you don't get any otherwise.

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Juliaa15 6

why is everyone thinking they can't get any? it's not a need they can, or don't have to, obstain if they want, disreguarding if they can "get any" or not.

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razorp 0

@boopitybopity- you must be ugly so fyl as well

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