Miscellaneous: Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several...

By flimflam - 02/09/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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By prettybich - 15/05/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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By stepknee - 14/10/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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By Elevated fear - 24/12/2017 19:00

Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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wisericky 12

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:16

i guess i could let u borrow my jet pack

kmaikell 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:12

Your dorm has 26 floors? Sheesh, I'm sorry! :(

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raininsnow 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:05

wow... ever been to football practice? 26 flights is nothing

Murcie 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:07

@51- Lmao, comment is pure win!

Hairnomore 7

Friday 3 September 2010 2:07

I live in the projects and my building Is 30 floors high and the elevator is constantly breaking down,Suck it up!

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:15

Eek, I hope you don't need to carry up furniture or other heavy stuff :/.

russianspy1234 11

Friday 3 September 2010 2:49

how does a 26 floor building have only one elevator?

chearios 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:58

fox hall at uml is the only dorm that I know of that has that many floors. the elevators are out there?

jamjelly386 5

Friday 3 September 2010 2:58

look on the bright side, you can slide sown the banisters of the staircase =D

FmyLinNY 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:06

If you're a guy, it's not so bad, but since you're a girl that kinda sucks.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Sunday 11 January 2015 5:59

Really?

TysonBrown 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:09

walk up the stairs lazyshit

ThePhantomGamer 20

Friday 3 September 2010 3:23

Take the stairs. Get some exercise. If your disabled or something, I'm sorry to hear that.

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