Miscellaneous: Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several...

By flimflam - 02/09/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 387

By prettybich - 15/05/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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You deserved it 36 435

By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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You deserved it 6 830

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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You deserved it 6 963

By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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You deserved it 307

By stepknee - 14/10/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

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You deserved it 2 171

Chilly

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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You deserved it 2 627

By Elevated fear - 24/12/2017 19:00

Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML

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You deserved it 566

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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You deserved it 4 079

By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

wisericky 12

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:16

i guess i could let u borrow my jet pack

kmaikell 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:12

Your dorm has 26 floors? Sheesh, I'm sorry! :(

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fmlx1211 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:08

wat does op mean?

yolie_fml 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:53

Optimus Prime

angelit0 4

Friday 3 September 2010 8:39

lol... #72 u win one internet for that comment!!!

justfienne 12

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:15

I second that! that made me LOL... i rarely LOL haha

hug_the_wall 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:18

ehh. take advantage of it. you'll have great legs by the time its fixed :)

Crippla 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:44

even assuming fitness isn't a problem for OP, that's gonna take a long time and who wants to show up to class sweaty :/

maxibenji 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:45

BS! after not even a mile you would have a frost bite and probably never b able to walk again! especially in snow

rene22 18

Friday 3 September 2010 0:53

not too many of you understand that she has to climb up an down the stairs at least twice a day. 26 up, 26 down

packersalltheway 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:55

suck it up fatass

ohmygoodnex 0

Friday 3 September 2010 1:01

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