Miscellaneous: Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several...

By flimflam - 02/09/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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By prettybich - 15/05/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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By stepknee - 14/10/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML

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By Elevated fear - 24/12/2017 19:00

Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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wisericky 12

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:16

i guess i could let u borrow my jet pack

kmaikell 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:12

Your dorm has 26 floors? Sheesh, I'm sorry! :(

Comments

thegreenguy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:14

dude that good exercise for the fatties

SerenityFab 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 20:32

your lying.. a dorm with 26 floors && then only 1 elevator..?? I don't think so..

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:02

Can you stay with a friend for a while?

djnova11 4

Thursday 7 April 2011 6:07

shut the **** up fat ass

Rawrzberry 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:49

@126 Up hill both ways? O.o How does that even work?

HellisMyLife 0

Friday 5 October 2012 7:19

One hill there and then down and then back up and down again

Random59 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:35

Ydi lazy ass

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 3 August 2011 2:24

Rappel out the window

Splayd 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 9:24

I would go up and down eleven flights of stairs every day, intentionally, to lose weight and stay fit; I lived on the eleventh floor, anyway, so why not? But there were times when it was too much; perhaps I was tired or just not feeling well, and I would take the elevator, instead. But twenty-six stories? That's absurd!