By ihatekids - 14/07/2016 20:43

Today, the favorite activity of the four kids I'm babysitting is running up to me when I least expect it and farting on me. I can't even sit down without them attacking me with their butts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 916
You deserved it 1 206

Same thing different taste

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Do you happen to be babysitting a 26-year-old man who also uses this site?

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species4872 19

Ah to be a child again, not a care in the world. Surely for most of us a wonderful time. Don't try to drag them to adulthood too soon, let them have harmless fun. We all done gross, embarrassing, rude things when we were kids, Let kids be kids.

TAntobella 14

Or... Teach them manners and to respect others, maybe?! There are planty of legitimate games they can play, why letting them play the disrespectful ones?...

redheadedmonster 24

Well of all the things they could be doing farting isn't that bad. But having 3 brothers I know it does get old really fast. Good luck OP, hopefully you think of a way for them to knock it off.

Stop reacting. I know it's hard, but if you don't give them a reaction they'll lose interest. Then maybe tell their parents.

wellll you could always do it back to them... with a whoopy cushion or your butt... lol one turn deserve another.

lmao. kids are hilarious. sorry OP.

So fart back. They'll probably think you're their hero.

countryb_cth 38

It's all ***** and giggles until someone giggles and *****.

I do this with my nieces and nephew all the time, its a gas.

Be sure to tell their parents what you just told us when you decline to watcj them ever again.