Things happen for a reason. You obviously needed to see that you need to get your life together & that you dumping your ex didn't stop her from moving forward. You must do the same. You don't have my sympathy this is self inflicted.

Do you care because you're feeling bitter?

You may have failed trying to become a rockstar, how about looking for a career within the music industry?

Sucks to be you

And you're surprised because...?

So creepy. Read his other FML from 2009 just earlier today... "Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/5909113

Don't look at this as a total failure, she may have won this round of the post-break up battle but you have a chance to turn around and make a comeback in the second! Get a job!

I'm sure she's very happy with your decision. For once.

A rich environmental scientist? I never thought that was possible. Scientists usually aren't poor, but they certainly don't earn as much as engineers or marketers, and I wouldn't call either of those "rich".

This is the only FML ive read that's a direct reference to a previous FML