Love: Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months...

By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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MidgetMonster 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:18

it's for the better, you have no time for a relationship anyway. soooo.... why even start one if you are going to be nonexistant? two jobs and college, that gotta suck.

redshortsx 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:20

you really shouldn't be dating at all think abt it from her point of view she never sees you and your gone all hours how is a realiatuonship like that supposed to work? you weren't selfish but she wasn't your priority andshe felt like she needed to be. she shouldve come talk to you but she didn't so now it's time to move on

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BraddaKaikz 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:00

day chick is super dumb cmon now your bankin n tryna make a life wit her shez a bi@?h

Tapdivaaa 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:24

I agree with

CramerGirl99 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:55

You aren't the selfish one she is being a winey little B!tch.Maybe you want a certain job so your going to school,and maybe you have two part-time jobs to save up money.

vcolvin 0

Friday 23 December 2011 5:24

He's the whiny bitch who thinks he deserves a girlfriend who he doesn't pay attention to. That is pretty self centered and selfish of him!!

Bucinka 5

Wednesday 28 July 2010 15:17

Add me to the list of posters here who say you are better off. There are plenty of women in your future. She's going to be high-maintenance with anyone she's with. You don't need that tsuris. What are the degrees? BTW, @#66: What is a femanon?

ikilledbarbi3 0

Monday 8 November 2010 16:21

Screw her. I work two jobs and I'm getting two degrees too. my boyfriend is very supportive and understands the importance of what I am doing. She just sucked and you can do better!