Love: Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months...

By Lonely - 18/03/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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MidgetMonster 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:18

it's for the better, you have no time for a relationship anyway. soooo.... why even start one if you are going to be nonexistant? two jobs and college, that gotta suck.

redshortsx 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:20

you really shouldn't be dating at all think abt it from her point of view she never sees you and your gone all hours how is a realiatuonship like that supposed to work? you weren't selfish but she wasn't your priority andshe felt like she needed to be. she shouldve come talk to you but she didn't so now it's time to move on

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sqrt871 0

Friday 19 March 2010 22:04

You don't have to complain about it. You were busy and she wanted time, neither of you are really at fault. Not all relationships are meant to work out. Yet I do agree with people that if you want it to work you will make it work. Both my boyfriend and I are extremely busy, he is in engineering and a president of the activities board at his school. I am a performance major and hold two jobs, on top of auditioning for grad school, and on top of that we don't attend the same college. We make it work, so if you all had really wanted this to work, both of you would have tried more.

Lehk 9

Friday 19 March 2010 22:13

ok so you didn't get married and you didn't get her pregnant right? consider her to have done you a favor by letting you know what kind of person she is BEFORE you do something impossible or expensive to reverse.

ethniu_fml 0

Friday 19 March 2010 23:24

this is such a good thing, shes a spoiled self centered bitch anyway. at least ur doing something with your life, but i know how u feel

vcolvin 0

Friday 23 December 2011 5:17

How is she a selfish self-centered bitch? Oh for wanting to spend time with her boyfriend. He is so smart but he doesn't realize you have to spend time with and pay attention to the person you are with or it won't work. He is the self centered one for getting upset with her for wanting her to stick around when he didn't spend time with her...and your an idiot for thinking that.

lifeisabitch9 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 3:19

By definition, putting your needs before someone else's is selfish. However, this is one of those times where selfishness IS acceptable and, in a perfect world, encouraged. He's only been dating her for 2 months! It's not like she's his fiancee or, even worse, wife. He's putting his future before a random girl he's been involved with for a couple months. It's clear they weren't very compatible anyway, therefore there's no reason for him to commit career-suicide. GREAT JOB, OP!

misskity6 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 3:42

**** u mr over achiever. stop dating until you actually have time for someone

tkytky 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 22:25

you're not going to have time to spend with any girl with 2 degrees. now or in the future. most likely you will get a good paying job and working long hours. your future wife will nag because you're working too much and not spending time with the her and the kids. but you'll be too busy on business trips and what not.

MissOriginal 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:10

You're the man I want to marry when i'm older first time I've ever heard of a GIRL sitting on her ass not doing anything and dumping her partner for working too much

vcolvin 0

Friday 23 December 2011 5:22

Hold on a minute, who said she was just sitting on her ass. He had a valid point for dumping him. He was not paying attention to her. She was a woman about it and told him it was over instead of cheating on him!! So thats the kind of guy you want to be with, one who pays no attention to you. Good luck with that!!

khoaawhoaaa 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 4:07

Wow, what a clingy girl...what was she sixteen? You're waaaaay better off.

me_who_else 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 7:01

trust me, you are lucky. you dont need someone who is self centered and if a another tries to get with you because you have two degrees and money, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND DONT LOOK BACK!!!!!!! its good to be free and single and not be used by some bitch!