By axsmith01 - 21/08/2009 06:48 - United States

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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
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Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

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Gesq1 0

A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

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xHaniffax 0

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

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FMLMaximus 23

I have a friend going to Washington to get married soon. she isn't moving there. just going to get married. she is coming back home and having a ceremony.

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masonsmommi 3

not really ture at all.. same sex marriage IS legal in california. my sister and her wife were just married 12/2013 on their 20th anniversary. maybe this is an older post?

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magnetic_aura 26

Holy wow, I clicked YDI because I misread the time as five WEEKS. So sorry, OP! FYL. She sounds kind of like a jerk. I hope you find someone who is thrilled to be with you and wants to commit to you, as much as you do her!

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LyricaSilvan 29

Anyone who would "joke" about something like that isn't the kind of person you should be with.

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