By axsmith01 - 21/08/2009 06:48 - United States

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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 699
You deserved it 5 758

axsmith01 tells us more.

Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

Top comments

Gesq1 0

A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

Comments

Obviously a joke since you couldn't get married in california anymore...

Come to Connecticit, not only do we allow it, we are the richest state in the Nation. We have the most stuck up gay and lesbians ever! Come join the elite! Lol

Stormcat 0

You spelled Connecticut wrong ;)

Harry_Poochi 0

Apparently the money isn't going to education.

justmyluck1212 0

so ur gonna marry a dude in Cali? b/c thats the only option my pathetic friend

CheshireHalli 19

Um, it's a she, and she is a bisexual (since she posted here and stated she is a bisexual woman)

He's saying that the only thing she can do in California is marry a man because same-sex marriage is banned there.

redcherries90 0

you are stupid, my friend. anytime someone says that you say "really?" and let your eyes kind of bug out. never agree immediatly.

valuemeal2 1

Thanks to stupid prop 8, you can't get married here anyway. Sorry.

Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

#47... she's rewriting the FML and using it to describe the OP. Honestly, some people...

It IS the OP, lol Man, I don't watch the news, but even I knew that. Dude, if you're that interested in your partner, you pay attention to that shit.

True. Unfortunately I live in the country and do not have television, newspaper, or high-speed internet.

But you DO have Internet. It doesn't have to be high-speed for you to be informed. Also, I'm pretty sure this ended up on many papers' front pages, so you don't even have to buy one to know, just pass one and glance. But, why wouldn't you buy one if you're that news-deprived? How could you not have heard it from someone else, especially given your orientation? Did you not know the elections were going on either? Keep up, don't sever yourself so.

AnaMaree 0

She probably doesn't have internet at all. shut ur ***** mouth

She must have some access, or else she wouldn't be posting here.

Lol idiot, how would she have posted on here then? :|

FML app... uses data not high speed internet.

awwww, there's love in the air.... I think