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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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missalice0306 19

At least she now knows how much of a ******** you become when you get pissed. You sound like the abusive type.

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Druu 53

OP, you're a bad person.

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dangermouse2990 19

Sooo she dodged a bullet...

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sanamrvk 18

Patience is key in any relationship, OP. Sorry you learned that the hard way! Hope it all works out

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Lunasis 14

dumbass -.- seriously overreaction in every sense of the word

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MehrunesDagon456 20

Whoa.. She doesn't say something back and you automatically assume it's a joke? And then you start screaming and calling her a ****? Wow.. That's why you don't jump to conclusions.

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