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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

Comments

missalice0306 19

At least she now knows how much of a ******** you become when you get pissed. You sound like the abusive type.

Druu 53
dangermouse2990 19

Patience is key in any relationship, OP. Sorry you learned that the hard way! Hope it all works out

dumbass -.- seriously overreaction in every sense of the word

Whoa.. She doesn't say something back and you automatically assume it's a joke? And then you start screaming and calling her a ****? Wow.. That's why you don't jump to conclusions.