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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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mwcmartina 10

You probably should not have over reacted that much. Honestly sharing this on FML wasn't right, if anyone should be posting it should be her... She's the one who was being attacked

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ForeverJasmine 26

Luckily she hit mute you asshole. She dodged a bullet; since you have some serious anger issues.

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Um_bye 21

You're an idiot!!!! You never call someone a **** or anything, even if it was just a joke YDI

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fantasyworld 37

You don't fly off the handle and start calling a girl names.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

Sounds like you are a psycho and she dodged a bullet. YDI.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Wow...overreaction much? That sucks for you and all, but if that's how you react to small issues, she dodged a bullet.

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BlueHairedChick 13

Even if it was a prank why call her a ****? That's just uncalled for. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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