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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
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Top comments

rukusrazor 0

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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Comments

OptimusSlime 23

She deserves better than you

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stfuwtf 21

What's wrong with you? You don't deserve her. You're an asshole.

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jmtucker 6

Wow I would hate to ignore you, then you would probably call me a slew of names. If she ditched you, I don't blame her. You deserved it.

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LadyLusterLackle 8

If you're immediate reaction was to start screaming and calling her names, I hope she was smart enough to step off and dodge the bullet you are.

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typhoonfire8 4

....just...why...

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Stephie_Babes 7

You're a piece of shit mate! You deserve to have your balls dragged over miles of broken glass while they are still attached

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