Love: Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After... - FML

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By your_mother - 13/05/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:04

you overreact... badly...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:07

Smooth. She dodged a bullet then. Seems you'd fly off the handle over every other little thing in your relationship. The mute button incident was a blessing in disguise for her.

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OptimusSlime 23

Sunday 15 November 2015 20:13

She deserves better than you

GZilla2010 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 20:38

Moron.

rhiley 26

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:14

ah, fragile masculinity

stfuwtf 21

Thursday 31 March 2016 0:10

What's wrong with you? You don't deserve her. You're an asshole.

jmtucker 6

Saturday 2 April 2016 0:25

Wow I would hate to ignore you, then you would probably call me a slew of names. If she ditched you, I don't blame her. You deserved it.

CATastroph1c 22

Sunday 24 April 2016 6:41

wtf is wrong with you

LadyLusterLackle 8

Sunday 17 July 2016 13:19

If you're immediate reaction was to start screaming and calling her names, I hope she was smart enough to step off and dodge the bullet you are.

rorex 26

Tuesday 30 August 2016 20:38

You very much deserved it.

typhoonfire8 4

Tuesday 7 March 2017 20:47

....just...why...

Stephie_Babes 7

Tuesday 18 July 2017 10:59

You're a piece of shit mate! You deserve to have your balls dragged over miles of broken glass while they are still attached

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