Love: Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me...

By 713 - 29/08/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

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By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

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Boring

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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By badluckryan - 25/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Uxbridge

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

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The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2010 9:03

that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day

Golden_massimo 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:08

just think how funny you are drunk

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minax24 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:12

wow...

robert254x 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:25

lol funnay

justmyluck1212 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 18:16

Not drinking is something to be proud of, not ashamed.

birdman412 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 19:22

start drinking then. haha

joshH7 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:34

i say tell her you dont drink. don't lie to a girl u like u kno? thts what i do even though she's going out with someone else...

jdfml90 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:04

She probably already knows you weren't drunk. Just letting you down easier, putting it off in a way

Jamesssy 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:09

If you typed it out in good grammar, as I'm assuming you did (because your FML has good grammar and you would have cared about her enough for it) then it would be apparent that you was sober. She is either: A) Trying to let you down gently or B) She saw that you were clearly sober but isn't sure of herself enough to be entirely sure that you were. She's therefore probing to check that you were sober. If this is the case, she likes you enough that she doubts you'd go for her. My advice? Assume it's plan B. If you like her that much, it's worth the risk. And besides, you only live once!