Take it easy on yourself

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 00:01

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Today, I came back home from a holiday with family. Finally being on my own, I did some catching up on my masturbation. I have jerked off so much and/or so vigorously, I now have a carpet burn on my penis. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12

you know there's no mandatory quota right? calm the **** down geesh

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RichardPencil 30

And your family walks on that carpet? Yuck. Lotion? Heard of it?

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cuz803 44

C'mon dude...try talking to a lady

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poopface82 19

Are you masturbating with a power sander? Sheesh. Go easy on it.

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RichardPencil 30

And your family walks on that carpet? Yuck. Lotion? Heard of it?

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RichardPencil 30

That would be sad. Someone needs to show that guy that the Internet is full of free ****.

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Crowned Sataness 12

you know there's no mandatory quota right? calm the **** down geesh

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lilozmirand 12

Gave himself the Rusty Venture

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lexxiasaurus 27

your dick won't fall off if you forget to play with it, you know?

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lexxiasaurus 27

it is time for you to give up Jill and meet a real woman or man. before all you can do is make yourself ****** and find partners inferior or annoying when trying to please you

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