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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:16

You could: Keep being her emotional tampon and letting her take advantage of you Tell her you'll pick her up and don't.

JERKKMONKEY 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:29

why doesn't her bf drive her home! xD

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scarsnstars45 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:08

don't be a tool, dude. ditch her in the morning!

hrtstealer 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:13

man up and tell her sorry ass man to get a car! are you car service?! do not let her take advantage of your ass.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:28

'Meh' to the fact you had to drive to her bf's. You did offer. FYL, though, that she asked you to pick her up in the morning. Her bf can drive her home or she can ask her parents or someone. Not you.

fa11en 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:35

The girl doesnt' deserve a great guy like you.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:44

Grow a pair. Tell her you're busy. Or... keep being a doormat and let her walk all over you. You could become her personal chauffer, and you can schedule your life around her demands for transportation. If you really want to be nice, you can modify the back seat of your car to make it more comfortable for her. Then maybe she'll bring her boyfriend along when you drive her around and they'll have sex in the back seat. If you're lucky, they'll let you watch in the rearview mirror while you think about how much you really like her.

halfday 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:47

haha clown

frowzy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:49

So, 10, men are only nice to a women when they want to **** them... But this makes *women* worthless? Hm. Yeah. Men sound great in your scenario. I hope when you're shouldering your massive burden of responsibility (why does this peculiar task fall to you in particular??) and trying to work out which category women fall into, you're aiming for the worthless ones. But either way the op should let the girl find her own way home tomorrow, unless both her and her boyfriend are disabled or mentally incapable in some way and unable to work it out for themselves. And he should find a single girl to be either nice, or "nice", to.

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:52

Agree to drive her home in the morning, but tell her that you could save time and gas by also staying at her boyfriend's house that night. You may not win her over, but at least you'll complete their threesome!