By Timmeeh - 10/10/2012 16:45 - United Kingdom - Caldicot

Today, the girl I'm dating mentioned that she'd had her healthy wisdom teeth removed to prevent her future children from having wisdom teeth. I laughed. She wasn't joking. FML
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Timmeeh 17

OP here. She is (was?) cute. Suddenly got a whole lot less so when I realised there was naught but cotton wool where her brainmeat should be.

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Top comments

whatadaydanny 12

I'm pretty sure there's a wisdom joke somewhere in there...

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lukep135 6

That's nothing to joke about. I've had my canines removed so I don't have any vampire kids

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Enslaved 36

If only her mom would have done the same before she was born. *sigh*

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MariaNewbill 1

Did you tell her that's not how it works? Lol

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ManInTheMachine 19

Wow Noor. And here I thought you were just wearing a hijab. What else haven't you told me, hmmm?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

27 - He isn't a damn chameleon. He's a raptor! Haven't you learned anything from Jurassic Park? Haha just messing with ya man. Edit - Penguin beat me..

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bach2121 13

Haha. If she dyes her hair blonde will all her children be blonde too?

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amerikaninfidel 2

The incidence of people born is rising, so at least she isn't completely out there.

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yessy729 0

I hope she's really good looking ..

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IOmnomHard 10

Noor, you may want to put ” I'm not a nun” back into your description. It'll prevent further noobs from being ignorant. :3

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IOmnomHard 10

Noor, you may want to put ” I'm not a nun” back into your description. It'll prevent further noobs from being ignorant. :3

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