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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Failsafe - 09/05/2016 14:35 - United States - Newark

Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:10

what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P

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sleepless15_p 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:08

Why would the fml not have happened if he did not name the type of jacket? He could have just said the pin was on his jacket. We do not have letterman jackets here either and I am glad. Sounds like you need new friends. I do not like the athletes who do it only for attention which is most of them. I did not say I do not like any of them because they all want attention. Wrestling is ignored? Haha, yeah right. Also I live in Canada so hockey is the most popular, definitely not football or basketball. Learn who you are talking to before attempting to sound smart with them. I quit for more than one reason that was just the main one. I know many people who have quit things such as sports for that reason.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:19

That's so evil, but wrestling is one of those sports that incite gay questions. Just ignore them.

the_s1w 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:57

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks....to lick on the balls and suck the dick

marrsbty 0

Friday 19 March 2010 12:36

that's dumb. how can you "come out of a closet" when you never even were in it? even if you WERe gay. it doesn't make sense to me...

wesley215 0

Friday 9 July 2010 14:40

I know that pin. Referees position? My uncle used to have a trophy shop so I switched mine to something that didnt look gay.

wrestler65 1

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:26

I hate when people say wrestlers are gay I just want to punch them

goliatron 9

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:16

wrestlers are closet homos!

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:03

Ydi for being a guy and not having the balls to just ask her out... Wuss...

Random59 1

Thursday 26 May 2011 6:24

Yeah, people just don't understand how difficult wrestling is. We got the starting middle linebacker from our football team to try it and he barely made it through half the practice.