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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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x49853 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:10

what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that ***** to go screw herself.

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P

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ammali 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 13:54

#49, really? I didn't think I graduated THAT long ago, and people used the word crush and the jock guys were all about their silly jackets. Ye gods I feel old now.

horyo 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:50

#49 Um, people still use the word crush, there are just other variants of it from main-stream culture, but the word is still in use. And, I only graduated last year but I saw people with Lettermen Jackets, so you need to get some of your info right.

anon12_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 17:34

#49- I am currently in high school and plenty of people use the word crush... and letterman jackets are still around too. Nice try though.

sleepless15_p 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:32

Leave it to the wrestlers to be homophobic. It does not matter how tough you are or how hard the sport is, hugging and rolling around in tights is still gay. I have met gay people who could kick the shit out of wrestlers. Most people find figure skating gay as well and I bet those guys are stronger than most wrestlers, especially loser high school ones. Any sport or activity that is played just to show off how "strong" you are is just for attention whors anyways. Also, slang and word usage is different in every area so get over it.

doubleboots152 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:27

lol jiu jitsu beats wrestlings ass. I do both but in jiu jitsu u can choke sum1 out =D

anna16_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:48

dont feel bad haha my bro had a wrestling thing on his class ring and it looks like a penis so ppl were confused why he put a penis on his ring

ledhed77 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 4:14

As a wrestler with that same buttsex pin on my jacket, i feel for you. I have a varsity bar underneath it too so people always come up to me and turn the bar up so it looks like a penis in their ass.