By TheSickness - 28/05/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 196
You deserved it 59 292

Same thing different taste

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JMWHS 0

well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol

Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!

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MiniJenny_fml 0

That was sweet. I don't know this is FYL for getting sick or YDI because she did yell you. But hey, you got a hug!

SpyderMonkee 0

You should never insist on a hug, it makes you seem like a creep, if she says no, say okay and try again later. YDI even though you had good intentions... I hope...

kbobcat 0

fancy smancy "why ooh look at my high school equivelency exam" -peter griffin but ydi u knew she was sick

perdix 29

Why did you start puking right away? Did she smell bad? Did her breath reek? Did her boobs feel nasty pressed against your chest (like mosquito bites or pancake ****)? Something about her must have been repulsive because communicable diseases take days to incubate in your body before you become symptomatic. I didn't know that disappointment could cause chronic vomiting, but I do someone who does. . .

that was nice of you, but you should have known what was ahead. ydi. feel better soon.

RedPillSucks 31

You should have kissed or had sex with her or something.... Maybe she'll give you sympathy sex later.

karlita2244 0

ur so sweet but fyl want A hug ?? hahahaha jk

if you were going to get sick you should have at least gotten a kiss

That's very sweet for you me, but bummer for you!