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By TheSickness - 28/05/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By Lastsecondstand - 06/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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By Eww - 05/10/2014 17:48 - United States - Salem

Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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JMWHS 0

Friday 28 May 2010 12:16

well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol

Mirorbo 26

Friday 28 May 2010 12:15

Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!

Comments

redtigerlily 5

Friday 28 May 2010 13:03

awwww cute

Coccinelle_fml 15

Friday 28 May 2010 13:03

This is one of the sweetest stories ever.

Jessi_Rose96 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:07

That's so romantic! How sweet! And you said you "fancy" her. Awww....

KVKdragon 26

Friday 28 May 2010 13:17

aw, how sweet of you. hope you feel better soon. drink lots of Gatorade for the electrolytes and soda for the stomach stabilizing caffeine.

Xavi89 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:20

wow all that for a hug, that could have waited!!

beertime36 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:21

was the hug at least good? did you smell her hair? will you bone her after puking?

FMN13 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:21

You did ask for it....

lettertjes 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:29

You said you could deal with it. So do that. Posting on FML is not 'dealing with it'.

Igor_g5 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:34

You wouldn't get that sick from hugging her.

tomas12 0

Friday 28 May 2010 13:35

ur cute

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