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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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Bad timing, dude

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 07:59 - Australia

Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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lilylam 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:49

HAHAHAH " baby, do i blow you away? "

carly546 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:03

I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!

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reliopie 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:10

that's freakin funny

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:26

way to go . u should have showed her by crapping Ur pants :P

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:26

way to go . u should have showed her by crapping Ur pants :P

ihomeiscool 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 23:10

haha was it smelly probably made her horney lol

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:17

so did you ever get her number?

hbc1256 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:41

Im sorry but that is really funny:)

cotyp95 0

Monday 19 March 2012 15:10

Greatest reaction ever!!!!!

Objectofdespair 1

Wednesday 9 May 2012 6:42

Talk about bad timing...

alphatoomega 21

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:42

If she likes you, it shouldn't be too big a problem, though that IS embarrasing. I know I wouldn't lose interest in a girl I liked because she farted on me, and I highly doubt females are that different.

GLaDOS8899 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 21:39

OP was the one who farted...

WhatsHerName435 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 3:25

Good job man, we're all laughing with you. I swear lmfao!!!

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