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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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Bad timing, dude

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 07:59 - Australia

Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:49

HAHAHAH " baby, do i blow you away? "

carly546 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:03

I hear these situations and all i want to do is find out how they end!!!!

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Thursday 4 June 2009 3:58

You just made my day LOL

BMC6 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:44

Maybe she didn't notice it?

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Thursday 11 June 2009 5:57

that's awesome!!

amatayo 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:41

And then the girl you like is that much more unreachable

kytzackh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:16

Your girl scared the cr*p out of you! lol

fooch 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:16

u censored crap?

nygreenmachine 0

Friday 24 July 2009 5:24

ahhhh this is ftwz babie!!!

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Sunday 20 September 2009 10:08

Love. Can be a powerful thang baby.

canadian1192 2

Wednesday 21 October 2009 8:53

oh man, FYL. i can totally picture myself doing that sad enough. sorry dude.

Ducttapemann 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 14:15

i feel u there, i done that too

Unsure_1 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:46

That totally sucks.

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Same thing different taste

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Bad timing, dude

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