By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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evilplatypus 38

You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?

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TylerAnderson98 10

"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."

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DeadJuntao 9

If I were you, I would've moved out by now...I can't take these types of things

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tiernang 21

Ya... You know, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways...

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buckeye_state 11

Low frequency ultra sonic waves (i.e. 18 Hz) have been linked to "paranormal activity". They usually are from a mechanical piece of equipment nearby...

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XxXCrissyXxX 12

No, but my camera will recognize small faces on pictures, so there is always a chance it's just registering something like that.

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starile 19

So his camera is seeing small faces in his room? What's NOT creepy about that??

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Stardew 19

My camera registers faces all the time, no matter what I'm taking a picture of. Sometimes it's just how the shadows are that create a 'face'.

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moimoimoi125_fml 11

Aren't ultra sonic waves supposed to be high frequency ?

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KeinBaum 12

low frequency sound waves can trigger small hallucinations. Maybe the face recognition wasn't triggered at all. Would be kind of a strange hallucination though. I demand evidance in form of a video.

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

I think he meant sub sonic...

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haley_baby92 7

Well at least you don't have to worry about being forever alone

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threer 30

Unless the ghost is picky.

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worldclassrager 39

Call in those ghost hunters...you'll make some money and I might watch actually BIO more often now...

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PhotoSmith 25

There are local paranormal investigators everywhere. Just Google for one in your locale.

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worldclassrager 39

But there will be less publicity...and they wouldn't make a dime...

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puffleprincess 7

That's awesome! But how do you pay for your equipment and/or transportation then? If I had a situation similar to OP's (that I wasn't able to handle myself) I wouldn't mind paying a small fee for someone like you & your team in order for you guys to purchase new equipment, upkeep of your old --

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puffleprincess 7

--upkeep of your old equipment, travel costs and, of course, your time. (Sorry, it cut off my first post.)

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redbandit9877 12

Similar stuff happened to me when I got my first apartment, either call the Ghostbusters or the Discovery Channel, either one might help

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JustKittyKat 24

Burn dried sage brush. Think pure, happy thoughts and burn it in every corner, closet, doorway, window pane...everywhere. Imagine that you're washing everything with the smoke. Walk slowly and don't forget to think calmly. We've lived in a few "active" places and this helps a bunch. Also, look up other methods. I'm sure a local pastor may help for free.

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twinkiefeets 17

They need a priest. Have one come over and bless the apartment.

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zman0900 11

Sounds like a good way to burn down the apartment or get evicted.

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boomer1986 8

that's dumb. ghosts don't help humans with other ghosts. its the ghost bro code. and before you start Bible thumping and telling about how god isn't a ghost, he is reffered to as "the holy ghost"

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Wizzlbang 10

no you're thinking of space ghost

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niqniq935 5

Actually the holy ghost is part of the holy trinity. The father, the son and the holy ghost.

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