Transportation: Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare....

By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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By SleeplessInDenver - 02/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML

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By Boo - 14/07/2011 08:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

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Who goes there?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 23:01

Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist or an exorcist. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By mdsfkljsfsdrewr - 03/06/2014 19:01 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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By Shutup! - 31/10/2014 10:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML

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By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Monday 22 July 2013 2:14

You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?

TylerAnderson98 10

Monday 22 July 2013 2:16

"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."

Comments

himwiththeface 17

Monday 22 July 2013 4:52

just quickly, and calmly, set the place on fire

Treyzania 16

Monday 22 July 2013 4:58

Why the hell did I read this in the dark, in my bed. Before sleeping.

ballerinaaub 17

Monday 22 July 2013 5:28

I did too, I was going to make that comment...

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 22 July 2013 6:15

Don't you mean before NOT sleeping?

Stephy94 9

Monday 22 July 2013 11:52

All thoughts you had of sleeping have vanished. As for me? ...I'll just lay a few lines of salt around my bedroom and then call it a night.

xomelicakes 5

Monday 22 July 2013 5:05

No wonder it was such a great deal, they knew about the ghost and knew it would be impossible to rent out.. wellllll, unlike drake you cant say you hate sleeping alone

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 5:05

Houses and apartments make noises and new technology such as facial recognition software is often bug prone or sometimes downright faulty. Try and think logically OP.

8born8 18

Monday 22 July 2013 15:05

sometimes the illogical cannot be logically explained.

gentrysu 10

Monday 22 July 2013 5:08

Burning sage is supposed to rid homes of bad spirits.

soldiat_fml 17

Monday 22 July 2013 8:16

Burning the house probably works even better.

NagainaFier 16

Monday 22 July 2013 5:10

Get a big dog, and a religious figure of your choice (priest, rabbi, etc.).

Darkmagic666 9

Monday 22 July 2013 5:12

What ever you do do Not under any circumstances try to exorcise it. That seems to always make things much worse. Either calm down and reason with the ghost(if you can), or move again.

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 22 July 2013 5:13

My camera keeps telling me that my asian friends eyes are closed every time I take a picture of her so don't think the camera knows something you don't.