Transportation: Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 18:43 - United States

Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe driving" fell off my sun visor while I was driving. This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car. So much for safe driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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nash1991 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:38

Epitome of irony. Sorry, that sucks!

Welshite 39

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:43

Oh my God, you must be a really bad driver if your guardian angel gave up and called it quits.

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PedroTall 0

Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:20

The Police heard that story about .... Ah, Never. The first thing I wonder is ARE YOU and OTHERS OK???

pdp_fml 21

Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:44

Aren't you supposed to hang the charm from your mirror to remind you that you have an angel watching over you? I am sorry that you got into an accident, but you are still alive, so maybe the angel charm worked.

nicolethedancer 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:31

Oh my god, I have the same thing from my grandmother! Remind me to put it on the passenger sun visor... Lol

Pandamonia88 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:43

YDI, you and only you are responsible for the safety of your vehicle, any ornamentation should be secure and not obstructing your view, I hope you have learnt your lesson.

Pandamonia88 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 21:47

Actually come to think of it, I hope you lose your license and I hope you didn't injure anyone with your stupidity. You could have at least swerved yourself into a wall and done us all a favour. As for all this nonsense about having angels watching over you, the angel is supposed to go on front of the car to light your way, as with St. Frances of Rome.