Transportation: Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 18:43 - United States

Today, the guardian angel charm my grandma gave to me for "safe driving" fell off my sun visor while I was driving. This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car. So much for safe driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By RoxMySox - 25/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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nash1991 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:38

Epitome of irony. Sorry, that sucks!

Welshite 39

Tuesday 16 October 2012 23:43

Oh my God, you must be a really bad driver if your guardian angel gave up and called it quits.

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Anxe 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:52

The angel's protective power only works when its on the visor. Obviously, this power was removed instantly when it fell.

KokiriKid 10

Wednesday 17 October 2012 4:01

I have one of those too that was given to me and everyone always makes jokes about my dying while being impaled by the damn thing. It's inevitable.

lindsaymiedema 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:06

I get so much shit for having it in my car! I don't even believe in angels. I only like it because its from my grandma

KokiriKid 10

Thursday 18 October 2012 3:19

Ugh, me too.

dancer4life143 13

Wednesday 17 October 2012 4:13

Gotta love irony... I hope you're okay though OP!

MakeTodayADTR 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 4:16

Haha it's okay, we've all done that... Wait uh nevermind...

CAJustise 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 5:53

That's just AWESOME! Webster can put that in their dictionary under Irony!!!

awkward_gothlady 32

Wednesday 17 October 2012 6:09

Ah the irony...the IRONY!

darkhakai 18

Wednesday 17 October 2012 7:22

I'd hate to see your reaction to a rock hitting your windshield...

TcheQ 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 7:28

YDI for taking other people's ridiculous superstitions seriously

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 17 October 2012 7:47

oh the irony!

mrcoolguy555 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 8:15

Pickup line NOT to use on a guardian angel: Me: Did it hurt? Angel: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from... Angel: ... =/ Me: Nevermind

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