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By Anonymous - 27/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Apopka

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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You deserved it 423

Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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You deserved it 96

By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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You deserved it 150

Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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You deserved it 4 875

By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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You deserved it 4 630

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Dragging it out

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 02:02

Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML

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WavRace 14

Monday 27 April 2015 22:36

Trust me when I say you'll find better.

nikkipettyfer 24

Monday 27 April 2015 22:36

Yep, he's out

Comments

shemademedoit 20

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:01

you kinda deserved it. you actually think he was going to go after not putting effort on the relationship?

KMSU11 6

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:14

That sucks

fabcade 14

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:27

I'm sorry that does suck :( I accidentally hit the wrong thing. I know what it feels like to have hope in people then get crapped on.

gintwinsmoore 20

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:51

ydi for going back...you knew what it was originally and shame on you. I hope you've learned your lesson.

Hitman77 2

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:55

Y.D.F., for putting yourself in that situation.

Peachtranquility 15

Tuesday 28 April 2015 5:08

This almost exact thing happened to me!

Desticles69 13

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:18

should have known better!

TuneSyon 7

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:20

didn't learn from the first time?

Muttley9 13

Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:53

I do have sympathy for you, but the old saying applies: "Screw me over once, shame on you; screw me over twice, shame on me... because I should of seen it coming the second time."