Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner... - FML

By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

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By joi9496 - 01/01/2018 01:30

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 04:02 - United States - Holmdel

Today, I went to a going away party for a coworker. I had brought weed for the party and at one point a guy asked me if I have a Grindr. I replied, "No, I don't use those dating apps. I do have a Fetlife but that's it, if you want it." He apparently meant a weed grinder. Most awkward 3 hours ever. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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loueasy 23

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked

gobroski 11

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

That's nice....

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Tomryan279 10

Friday 25 March 2016 20:32

It's little weird but at least he was nice enough to invite you when you couldn't go to Easter with your family. Also I was just about to post what I have written above when it occurred to be that he could be a cop and he's inviting people over and arresting them also. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong but keep that in mind of you go to the party

izzajaneful 24

Sunday 27 March 2016 3:25

If he were a cop, he could arrest OP at any time. What in the world would the point of such a ridiculous ruse?

BlackBoyFly 11

Friday 25 March 2016 20:35

Might be a Loud dinner.

mrdvs31 3

Friday 25 March 2016 20:53

Eat up

TAntobella 14

Friday 25 March 2016 21:00

Well now you do! That was nice of him!

livelaughlovepie 22

Friday 25 March 2016 21:02

I honestly think that's sweet of him!

MiaTheMartian 21

Friday 25 March 2016 21:16

That's actually really nice!! omg

NorthernBuck92 5

Friday 25 March 2016 21:28

I don't know if that counts as a FML

ezrajab 22

Friday 25 March 2016 21:40

So baked or roasted?

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 25 March 2016 23:03

Toasted!

mysteryman98 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:35

I think I'd prefer fried

ALittleFreak 15

Friday 25 March 2016 21:48

That is too ******* funny, obviously you're buying from the right guy!

sofiaem 8

Friday 25 March 2016 22:02

Awww

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Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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