Love: Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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You deserved it 4 946

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 956

You deserved it 215

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 993

You deserved it 2 592

Mr Commitment

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 00:01

Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 709

You deserved it 439

Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 164

By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 872

You deserved it 3 718

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 933

You deserved it 8 793

By Just me - 09/09/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 635

You deserved it 4 469

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 681

You deserved it 3 610

By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 720

You deserved it 973

By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 552

You deserved it 6 257

Rickly 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:05

Don't let him use you.

angelsara91 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:06

if u move in I'll come s.l.a.p u myself

Comments

ILoveTabz 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:01

What a douche!

wierd1919 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:32

that's so freaken mean. don't let him use u wtf.

stro88 6

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:51

I applaud the thoughtfulness of this guy! bravo turd nugget.

shoecrazy 5

Tuesday 24 May 2011 0:53

he's a douche. dump him and say "you're sol".

ramseyrutherford 2

Tuesday 24 May 2011 1:29

this is the fifth time use put this on?

ssletner 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:02

after 7 years that would be the only reason he would ask...

dansco 24

Tuesday 24 May 2011 3:20

ydi for not doing something about it in 7 years... he obviously doesn't give a shit!

sueannpalma 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:06

dump then sue him if he don't pay u back

BeautifulSilence 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:33

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Misayra 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:21

What a smart asswhipe.

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Today, my roommate told me she's coming back from her family's large house in Reno to Hawaii, because she "wants to work." We have a 14-day visitor's quarantine. And my workplace extended this to travellers' roommates. FML

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Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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Mr Commitment

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