Love: Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML

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Nerves, dear?

By First date - 30/03/2021 02:00

Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML

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By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

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By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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Docbee 11

Wednesday 20 February 2013 16:14

If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 20 February 2013 16:15

Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.

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SashaAwk 3

Wednesday 20 February 2013 21:25

Asking a girl out on Facebook, as romantic as it gets

akiahara 14

Wednesday 20 February 2013 21:48

Take care of those withdrawals and you may not be so nervous. Maybe everyone who said get high has a point.

yero789 4

Wednesday 20 February 2013 22:29

It's not an FML that much,just be calm,be yourself and everything will be ok :)

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Wednesday 20 February 2013 22:41

I'd hate to see what happens when/if you fall in love with this guy. Though, if it makes you feel any better, the moment I realized I was in love with my girlfriend I passed out in front of her. So it could surely be worse.

sindruch 1

Wednesday 20 February 2013 23:40

Just chill and enjoy! He's probably nervous as well ;)

Novennial 4

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:03

I used to get nauseous when I would spend time with my girlfriend, but it was only because of nerves. Just think in your head that it's really a very linear process, and that if he liked you enough to ask you out then there's nothing to be nervous about. Best of luck.