By Anonymous - 20/02/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML
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Docbee 11

If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'

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ManInTheMachine 19

Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves". Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience. If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well. Good luck.

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locomodo 7

Op, bring breath mints just in case and since its your first date for both of you, remember he might be pretty nervous too.

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o_uhu_intrstng 4

if your too nervous to function on the date then just kiss before the date starts. after that what do you have left to be nervous about

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tjgermain 6

He "asked you out for the FIRST time"? We would assume so...

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amisenho 11

I think she meant that, for the first time ever in her life, someone that she liked actually returned interest. Just a tad bit of ambiguity there.

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Drifting 21

Take an Ativan....that will help lots!

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kidrauhlsimpson 8

Just relax and be cool. I wish I could know that feeling though. Congrats on getting your crush to ask you out though! :)

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jixiekat 14

awe I'm sorry I have anxiety so no guys want me D:

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foxyhasmybooty 16

This is bad cause your nervous? Really op!!?! This isn't an fml!

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