Love: Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed...

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 211

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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You deserved it 8 526

By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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You deserved it 1 908

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 793

By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 586

You deserved it 4 170

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 515

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 17:14 - Sweden - Floda

Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML

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You deserved it 4 258

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 887

You deserved it 109

sabrinalynn22 19

Monday 12 October 2015 7:01

Run.

NotRussian 16

Monday 12 October 2015 7:02

Do you finish each other's sandwiches...? I'll show myself out....

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QueenApocalypse 19

Wednesday 14 October 2015 5:08

little fast there, buddy, don't you think?

martin8337 35

Wednesday 14 October 2015 8:42

Run, Forrest, run!

alrightyo 2

Wednesday 14 October 2015 22:49

NOPE

cek727 16

Thursday 15 October 2015 0:12

How has no one brought up Ted Mosby??

KayAnn19 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 6:07

and that's your first sign he's ******* nuts. get out before he kills you lol

Ninjerman 7

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:01

Run

radman08 7

Thursday 15 October 2015 19:44

did you say yes?

anthony99 14

Sunday 18 October 2015 7:48

He must be one of those wait till marriage types

boholexichic 1

Thursday 22 October 2015 1:02

hey it's better than 10 years & still nada...

Face344 7

Wednesday 28 October 2015 0:08

Boo hoo, try getting some real problems

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Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

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Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having 6 gangrenous toes amputated because he hasn't been treating his diabetes properly. Not half an hour after he got home, I caught him sneaking sweets from a hiding place in his toolbox. He's already lost the bag with his medication in it. Again. FML

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Today, after he fought tooth and nail to win me back, my boyfriend had to break up with me. His parents found out he was dating while he was studying abroad, and are bringing him home. He told me that his parents knew about me and were really fond of me. FML

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You deserved it 202

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

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Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

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Today, despite the fact of learning I'm now over 300 pounds, causing a major blow to my self-esteem, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband if he wanted a blowjob. Unfortunately, he's trying out new mental meds and they've killed his sex drive. FML

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