Love: Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it.... - FML

By anonymous - 19/07/2014 04:43 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

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You deserved it 4 226

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 251

By ForeverAlone - 06/03/2013 22:28 - United States - O Fallon

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 939

You deserved it 2 809

By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 150

You deserved it 832

Nothing but red flags

By Jullii - 27/08/2021 08:01

Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 296

You deserved it 155

Trading places

By Clarie Sierra - 03/06/2021 20:01

Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML

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You deserved it 341

By Just Lonely - 04/09/2016 05:04 - United States - La Place

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 591

You deserved it 985

You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 111

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 886

You deserved it 3 803

Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

I agree, your life sucks 955

You deserved it 207

The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 976

You deserved it 106

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1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:08

"But I'm all me!!"

stryder9090 28

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:11

that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron

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maggiefox 25

Sunday 20 July 2014 21:53

**** him OP. No matter how you disguise it, trash is trash. He was always trash. Trashception. I don't know what I'm saying. Uhhh. Forget him :) he probably has a small dick anyways

tashinaherne 11

Sunday 20 July 2014 23:22

Be glad to be rid of that moron!

hiros_fml 5

Monday 21 July 2014 7:16

You deserve better!

malinda_balinda 2

Monday 21 July 2014 9:38

my ex said exactly the same thing to me...

DoNotDisturbM 3

Monday 21 July 2014 11:16

I got the new iPhone for the same reason

MarktheWarrior 4

Monday 21 July 2014 16:06

You shouldn't be dating a moron. He doesn't have knowledge. You're better off not dating a moron. This is my first comment but I think it's gonna get a lot of hate.

sharedcat 6

Monday 21 July 2014 22:33

You deserve much better :)

MissSatan 16

Wednesday 23 July 2014 8:56

Slap him, and if she really is "just like you", she'd slap him too

gargoyle666 5

Thursday 24 July 2014 15:43

...but younger, maybe?

adamaris78 1

Friday 25 July 2014 21:21

That same thing happened to me. It's bullshit. Sorry op, I know that feels.

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Today, during a intense orgasm I screamed, "You're my God!" at my husband. Afterwards, he told me I was blasphemous and reminded me that God smites those with false prophets. Needless to say, I think I'll just keep my mouth shut in the future. FML

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Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

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Today, I have an ear infection. I was resting outside when my young neighbor flew his RC plane right into my ear. FML

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You deserved it 1 288

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 723

You deserved it 3 397

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

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You deserved it 985

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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You deserved it 140

Today, I took a nap in my hammock in the backyard. Just as I was dozing off, I heard a loud snap, and the next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground surrounded by broken ropes and a hammock that'd turned into a cocoon. FML

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Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

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