Love: Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it.... - FML

By anonymous - 19/07/2014 04:43 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

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You deserved it 4 226

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 251

By ForeverAlone - 06/03/2013 22:28 - United States - O Fallon

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 938

You deserved it 2 809

By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 149

You deserved it 832

Nothing but red flags

By Jullii - 27/08/2021 08:01

Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 294

You deserved it 155

Trading places

By Clarie Sierra - 03/06/2021 20:01

Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 291

You deserved it 341

By Just Lonely - 04/09/2016 05:04 - United States - La Place

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 588

You deserved it 984

You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 111

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 885

You deserved it 3 803

Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

I agree, your life sucks 954

You deserved it 205

The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 106

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Top comments

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:08

"But I'm all me!!"

stryder9090 28

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:11

that makes absolutely no sense, clearly he's a moron

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FootForLive 2

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:25

Am I the only one who likes to see how shitty some lives are?

jazzy_123 20

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:27

"don't worry I'll find a guy just like you.... only better"

Saraj07 18

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:30

That makes sense..... ???

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:32

In no universe, parallel or otherwise, does his statement begin to have logic.

juturnaamo 29

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:37

Maybe they've been in a casual dating relationship, and he wanted something more serious.

Almost_Positive 18

Saturday 19 July 2014 19:39

That might actually be right, considering she has been "seeing him" for over a year and a half. Instead of "my boyfriend" or anything similar.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 19 July 2014 23:31

It does, if you're too immature to handle a relationship. She's just like OP, except with that new relationship feeling when normal life hasn't yet kicked in and she doesn't know your faults yet.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 20 July 2014 18:18

Indeed. While I would say that a year and a half is an awfully long time to be simply "seeing someone" without one person claiming the other, I would also say that #69 has the right idea. I know people have personal preferences, but honestly, why would you want the *exact* same person anyway? It's like getting an AOL upgrade CD.

Deadpool798 3

Monday 21 July 2014 4:00

Well actually, it's a fact that there is 7 people in the world that look exactly like OP. Everyone has 7 people that look like eachother. Kinda weird if you think about it.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:38

Didn't wait the two year contract to get the free upgrade?

Adam5858 17

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:59

You should just hope its not your sister!

msunique_me 13

Saturday 19 July 2014 17:40

What a moron! Sorry OP.. FYL

nkb94 18

Saturday 19 July 2014 17:48

Somebody took Adele's advice...

lisin 3

Saturday 19 July 2014 18:03

That does not even make sense. What an idiot. Sorry, fyl indeed

Grants_69 2

Saturday 19 July 2014 18:38

I guess he found op 2.0. Happens to us all but what he said was awful!

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