Love: Today, the guy I was on a date with jokingly challenged me to... - FML

By disataerkatie - 15/07/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, the guy I was on a date with jokingly challenged me to an arm wrestle. I won. He left. FML

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disataerkatie 6

Monday 15 July 2013 20:19

I wish I had longer arms. Possibly the best part is that he is an entire foot taller than I am...

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perdix 29

Monday 15 July 2013 16:15

You aren't missing out on much -- he's not a man. And I'm not talking about arm strength. If he can't admit that a woman could be better than him at something, he has so many insecurities that your relationship would have been pathetic.

nix1993 41

Monday 15 July 2013 16:11

Nothing worse than a bruised ego.

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_neurotic_ 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 10:51

Lessen learned, Never win a guy in an arm wrestle on the first date or you'd be left alone

RinoaHeartilly 36

Tuesday 2 August 2016 3:23

It's better to be alone then.

NikkiAmber09 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 0:57

Guys don't like losing to girls because they think it makes them the "weaker sex". Got to knock that way of thinking.

ChallengeTalbot 3

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:18

Hidden message: this guy discovered a genius way to get out of an awkward date that he didn't want to be on

jmcr 27

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:21

Youre not missing out on much if hes going to be a wimp about losing he might be one of those guys who causes a scene to make the girl look bad when she tries to break up with him

Annjelina 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:30

You should never show that your stronger than your date/crush/boyfriend, even if you are. They hate it.

Annjelina 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:33

What a douche.

Kailayla 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 12:23

Awesome.

9a_z1 11

Monday 1 August 2016 15:05

Most men I know would consider having a girlfriend who can win arm wrestling contests something to brag about. That boy clearly has the wrong priorities in finding a partner, you sound awesome.

NeneJPhilly 8

Monday 1 August 2016 16:47

What a punk ass bitch. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Keep your head up & you'll find a guy who likes all of your strengths.

MonsterPumpkin 3

Monday 1 August 2016 19:00

If he's only interested in you if he can overpower you, then I'm glad to say that you've dodged a bullet.

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