Love: Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day...

By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 12:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 13:12

1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions? 2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.

null_fml 11

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:04

I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".

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hedgehogs 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:46

You're with the wrong guy, and I think you need to be a lot more cautious before you commit your loyalty to someone to the extent that you have.

MrJentipede 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:17

YDI for overestimating your worth in that relationship, you can't "plan to marry" someone that doesn't do the same for you.

xoluvinshayxo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:39

rewind, hit play, smash a brick over his head. FYL

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:41

Look on the upside: 1. At least the price was a million dollars. The implication is that if someone had offered him only $100,000 to dump you, he still would have chosen you. 2. It's a good thing you're having this conversation about "this love stuff" now instead of after you get married, like most clueless couples. And I have to agree with #25... it's not like it's news to you that this guy is an asshole. He's always been this way, and you love him for it. Gives you something to complain about.

rgmorrison 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:56

Uhh... YDI for asking such an idiotic question; I've never understood why women insist on qualifying relationships based upon extreme-hypothetical situations. Life isn't like the movies, when a girl asks her significant other, "If you had a choice between a lifetime supply of pudding or me, which would you choose?," whichever one he tells you, he wants the pudding. This guy should be lauded for being honest, rather than lying and telling you what you want to hear.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:58

Today, I found out that the person that I'm infatuated with doesn't appreciate me as much as I want him to - whether or not he may just be joking - despite the fact that I don't really love nor care to understand him since the real him doesn't fit with my personal vision of who he's supposed to be. FML

Aggriken 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:26

Today, I broke up with the man I was in love with because he was an honest person. He said he would choose $1,000,000 over my constant whining and annoying personality. FML.