Love: Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day...

By Star - 30/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Too much pressure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By Nalya - 27/12/2008 10:26 - France

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

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Dependa

By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 12:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 13:12

1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions? 2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.

null_fml 11

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:04

I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".

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fwooooosh 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:27

I can't speak for your boyfriend or any guy for that matter but for me, a million dollars over a relationship with an annoying, insecure guy would seem pretty reasonable. Seriously, I don't understand the logic of people who ask hypothetical questions that serve only to make themselves feel fuzzy inside. It makes them annoying. This is the stupid, unfunny kind of irony that makes the guilty side miserable and annoys the innocent side (in other words, no one wins, especially not you). Please, take a lesson from this experience. Enrich your life. Help rid the world of compliment fishing.

kile0114 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:32

That jerk! What cruel jerkwad! He must be so low!

Sekococo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:46

@23 mercy thank you <3

xtrawesome 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:24

that happened to me.except I said it because this girl pushed between me and my girlfriend getting all my and her friends to try and get me to date her......for 5 months

YunqFlyMa21o 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:19

What An Asshole.

tradada 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:17

do you still plan to marry this guy someday? Something tells me you two are just not made for each other

tradada 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:20

lol

guanhoyobaffydad 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:00

Sorry but who wouldn't choose 1 million dollars/pounds ( I'm British) over a bf/gf? There are SOOO many boys and girls in the world, and barely any chances of getting a million dollars/pounds.

bioclock 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:10

As much as that really sucks, I gotta say YDI it for setting him up with one of those stupid questions that girls ask guys to try and force them to pay a compliment. It's incredibly manipulative. If you DIDN'T happen to ask him one of those questions, then holy shit, FYL.