Miscellaneous: Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside....

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:17

Dont they just push open?

JustinComments 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:55

What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..

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PolarPig 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:44

Oh...it probably couldn't handle the pressure. :(

holdenthemonkey 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:49

Welcome to your new home. Cheers

escadoo 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 3:49

Better make yourself comfortable!!

RuCheezBurger 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:01

The shitty situations jokes are kinda lame by now guys.

mdtdnb 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:51

How wrong you are!!!

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:28

121- you're right. He's dead wrong. They were lame to begin with.

holoboi 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:02

They actually lock from the inside. How else could you maintain privacy?

crazychicalauren 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:22

what a shitty situation

vitaldisplay 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:44

Are you mentally retarded?

felah17 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:52

That stinks! but sometimes shit ha...Nevermind! Somebody proly said that already! : D

ChantelRenaeee 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:53

you could sue them for having insufficient handles

felah17 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:03

Or for making a piece of shit handle....

purebliss7 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:02

STINKS to be you.

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