By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 099
You deserved it 2 849

Same thing different taste

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bubo_fml 10

Whatever you do, DON'T scream for help! People will take the opportunity to be a jackass & tip over the port-a-potty!

I think someone will want to use it very soon and end up tipping it over..

boredblonde 17

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

boredblonde 17
flockz 19

were you? because you really can't tell if she's being sarcastic or not? unless you drench yourself in shit on a daily basis, then it's pretty obvious she's kidding.

I agree flockz... Honesty I couldn't have thought of something stupider than "poo perfume"

flockz 19

ah well then you must not have a very large imagination, mr silly fart.

I dont.. As you can tell by my name I have a brain capacity of a fern :/

boredblonde 17

55- you make that pretty obvious

I find your picture hard to ********** to.

I keep re-reading this comment and it still makes no sense to me

Yuck! I'd rather pee in the bushes than use one of those port a potties. Sorry, OP. FYL indeed!

bbedlock_fml 7

I wonder if emergency services would be angry if they received a call from someone stuck in a port-a-potty?

lizard399 0

911: here for you when you get stuck in a cornfield maze or a port-a-potty. They even made the number easy to remember.

I've only used one once or twice but don't they have the thing where it says "available" and "occupy"? Just turn to available and hopefully someone opens it.

Torva_fml 16

You have to unlock the door for it to be available, usually the lock is the handle.

Claudia_Donovan 7

shout to the guy in the neighboring one your handle broke and you need assistance!!!! haha

leadman1989 15

And now we play the waiting game...

FYLDeep 25

They're only made out of plastic. I'm sure you could kick the door out if you tried.

KiddNYC1O 20

That might tilt it over and shit. Lol.

melissaxo3 1

just keep saying out loud " There's someone in here , now **** off!" :)