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By Heinz - 08/08/2012 04:19 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

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By khaelian - 11/11/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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Winner winner chicken dinner

By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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By sassy_girl144 - 29/05/2015 10:58 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2014 16:07 - Italy - Vigodarzere

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By Tanuki_paws - 26/08/2012 21:05 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

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Broke

By Anonymous - 23/01/2012 14:19 - United States

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Watchingmyfigure - 06/12/2016 17:55 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML

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Hidur 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:01

You should just walk into a random McDonalds and say you forgot to ask for ketchup for your meal. Free ketchup, free happiness, free Carl.

ThatGenericGuy 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:01

Hey, Great Value is still a brand.

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shots1996 8

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:32

So your in college?

zombieboy78 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 5:53

Wopde ******* do

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 6:11

That's a plus.

no1hasdisid 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:49

Not even the fact that u can afford the iPod/iPhone/ipad that u are using plus Internet?

Madden12 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 9:14

"Name-brand" sounds so weird, I guess its the generic term for "brand-name".. heh

bingobangobongo 0

Friday 10 August 2012 16:14

Oh for godsake no! Generic ketchup?! Your life must be a spiral of degradation and humiliation! For **** sake, if that's your sob story, I can't wait for life to hit you square in the ****** balls

daps29 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:41

That's sad and depressing :(

natalie11645 0

Tuesday 14 August 2012 6:10

At least your taste buds will be satisfied now.

nerdstuck101 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:53

Marry an old rich guy ppl say it'z shallow but I did it and I've never looked back

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 8:38

Your comment : Everyone hates ketchup precum.

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