Animals: Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined...

By 3hoursleftofwork - 28/03/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

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Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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leprechaun23 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:19

Slip n slide?

Suchagoonnn 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:27

Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..

Comments

bertman21 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:53

*Black guy from family guys voice, "thats nasty"*

auzz1_pride 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:58

Cleveland?

PlaidPanda 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:05

No he's talking about the other black guy.. Has to be.

jarad206 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:53

That stuff is SLI-PPER-AY

juicifer 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:35

That was never magic..try a book or traveling

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:38

A sheep farmer & a sheep father, eh? Yep, that is magical!

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:59

Oh my god >.

stellafoy 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:03

It washes off.

bd1012 18

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:05

Ewww, how gross.

Dogbite1313 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:36

Sheep only have one rarely two lambs at a time.

richieflow 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:43

Yes best part !!!!

maxamus951852 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:55

Would you say that this incident caused a.. silence of the lambs ;)

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