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By marge1010 - 08/03/2009 14:39 - United States

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

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You deserved it 10 022

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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You deserved it 3 291

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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You deserved it 16 887

By shrimp41 - 14/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 909

You deserved it 16 237

By Waiter - 04/07/2010 10:03 - France

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

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You deserved it 6 376

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 251

You deserved it 7 458

By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 649

You deserved it 5 792

By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 228

You deserved it 14 845

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 037

You deserved it 8 981

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:37

Now you know that not only is he a liar but he's broke. xDD

blazerbum 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:46

#2 You have NO idea why she dated him. Maybe they were dating for a week when he told her that. Don't just assume that's the reason she's dating him.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:10

like the commercials say... its waaayy better than fastfood its wendys!

Ibeapirate 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:22

He lied, she's pissed about it, end of story. Doesn't matter what he lied about, the point is he lied. Most likely to get her into bed. Not cool. However...: "I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks, and on the first date I blurted out that I own a fancy restaurant in the city because I didn't want her to know that I work at a Wendy's. Today, I went to work as usual, and was handling the drive-thru orders...Guess who pulled up to the window? FML."

Kingxxkings 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:27

whats so bad about wendys, its awesome once in a while.

alex_vik 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:00

#29 - You don't think we don't hate you right back?

yeahreally 6

Monday 9 March 2009 5:05

i would pay to see that guys face when he saw you!! and his stutter of an explanation

Blind_Ninja 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:47

do any original posters here at FML every comment back to give us a more detailed story??? I'd like to know what happened.

altoidsrgud 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:44

why would you get wendy's?

lifeliketexture 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:45

Wendy's IS high end, stop being so full of yourself, ****.

btopishere 1

Monday 9 March 2009 6:51

"Today, the woman I have been dating for 3 weeks, who I had told I own a high end restaurant in the city, showed up at Wendy's where I had to hand her her lunch order. FML"

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:51

#46 hahaha i didn't even notice. seriously, looks vs money? which is the worst of two evils?!?!?! lol and i agree with 47 because making assumptions just makes an ass out of you and...well, you. on the topic of generalizations...well, they're easy to make. #29 probably just said that in the moment...kinda bitter too, but ah well, there's a lot of bitter people out there, and for justified reasons. and OP, i'm sorry but this is ridiculously hilarious. haha i mean, it's a funny predicament. however, all of the people saying maybe he DOES own that wendy's...well i don't think this would be on fmylife if that's the what he really meant.